prokopetz:

imaveryevilgirl:

funnytwittertweets:

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Note that the context of this GIF is that Zelda suspects the frog in question is psychoactive and is attempting to convince Link to eat it so that she can observe his reaction and determine whether she’s right.

Whether that makes it less romantic or more is left as an exercise for the reader.

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sinnabear13:

gaiusbaltars:

happy pride month to lgbt people who are really boring. we deserve love too

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carolxdanvers:

asshiieee:

wizardshark:

Being nice to someone you don’t like is not manipulation btw it’s being civil

Mmm no, this is like seeking validation. Ofc it’s best to be nice but if I don’t like you or we both dislike eachother, then there’s no reason for us to communicate or be around eachother. It’s not about being immature, I would much rather not put myself in such a situation.

Have you ever had a job

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onion-souls:

thepleasuregoblin:

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is that what your parents told you when you woke up and your pet elf was gone

Elves conveniently feel the pull to the Undying Isles when the human adventurer they shacked up with hits their 50s and the half-elves are heading to college

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theunvanquishedzims:

beemovieerotica:

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it’s like, “oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism” and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he’s still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

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crtter:

cryptotheism:

themantfile:

cryptotheism:

koobyn:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.

De Santis: “Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia.”

Trump: “Ron De-sanctamonius you’re little pudding fingers boy.”

Biden: “Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos.”

Why is Biden in the Republican primary

Got lost

Fucking liberals cry cry cry. Wait until your world gets turned upside down. It will be legendary. 🤣🤣🤣

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Hey man, you got any good recommendations for grandma porn?

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harkgriddle:

This is a cool video for two reasons:

1. the concept and execution of the video itself

2. Someone on TikTok finally learned what POV means

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red-mercer:

funnytwittertweets:

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Will never get over the fact that the creator of Johnny Bravo is on the record as saying Johnny Bravo lays mad pipe but his successes aren’t funny

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foxglovedforest:

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Kissing you on the mouth rn Ireland!

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captainlordauditor:

fandoms-taking-over-my-life:

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THE TAGS

tma-and-wtnv-trash:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

thespiritofeon:

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

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#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

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mouthshape:

YOU’RE FUCKIN TELLING ME, HANK

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focsle:

missmoneyhenny:

focsle:

I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.

Okay I must clear this up more concretely since this has gone far beyond my circle of folks who have the context of Why This Is Actually Funny, because there are thousands of people here who are like ‘kids are so rude, kids are so evil, I hate kids’ when…

1) Kids are little humans and they’re learning and they should be treated as little humans who are learning. Don’t be a dick to kids. Adults who are assholes to kids is such a bad look, and kids remember that shit.

2) This particular child was being SO earnest and ‘except for you’ was said not as an insult but like ‘oh…you’re the last one left 😢’.

I dress like this everyone:

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[ID: image of a person wearing a puffy 18th century shirt, waistcoat, and cravat.]

Thank u, goodnight.

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maskeraith:

supergameboytwo:

skluug:

eraserheadbabygirl:

why did he say this

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

IT IS LITERALLY MONDAY

happy we’re just normal men wednesday monday

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