captain-snark:

earthybitchywitch:

fuks:

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SPITE

dude: we have to

GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall–

dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice

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lonely-night:

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eXCUSE ME???????????????????????

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sapphling:

the thing most fiction gets wrong about wizards is that almost all of them would probably be perverts or at least 80%. i think magic mastery is like learning to artistically render realistic teeth or feet where you really just aren’t going to be motivated to do it for non-fetish reasons most of the time. i look at that hat and i know that guy has at least three kinks that aren’t fully translatable from the runes of arcana. nobody wears that big of a hat without being a sex freak

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turns-out-its-adhd:

slimeydagamer:

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And when you finally remember and go to google it, only for the top links to be purple because you have already looked this up and forgot…

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transgendercrt:

not-terezi-pyrope:

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I haven’t personally verified this as I’m not at a computer, but multiple people in multiple places are saying the same thing. This is fucking insane. First the endless war on UBlock, then the Chromium changes to shut out some blocker functionalities entirely next year, now this?

Something is deeply rotten in recent Google/YouTube policy. I can’t imagine that this is legal - how is this not anticompetitive? Google needs to get mega fucked in the press and the courts sooner rather than later.

And I need to switch to Firefox as soon as I get home.

Quick reminder that google is being sued, but currently it’s for having a monopoly on search engines (Not sure if I’m wording that right.)

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princess-of-purple-prose:

dathen:

elkian:

theun–sj:

diamond-hoo-ha-man:

dreamduality:

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

It’s a really, really good hospital drama

I’m so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M’s Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

@acemartinblackwood

[VD: A House M.D. AMV set to “Rasputin.” It is well-synced to the music and often features clips with percussive beats, especially of House tapping his cane or using a weapon. End VD]

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sepulchral-pulchritude:

animatejournal:

The Pink Phink | Director: Friz Freleng | Studio: DePatie–Freleng Enterprises | United States, 1964

#everyone including me is so obsessed with cartoons having plots and character arcs that we’ve forgotten animation’s roots: #what if some animal guy was a huge cunt

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kat-disturbed:

asters-garden:

alamuts-lair-of-madness:

minisqwish:

k1wieed:

elusiveblogueuse:

this video does more in 10 seconds than your fave’s entire filmography

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For everyone who’s confused

I feel like im watching a wedding ceremony from a country i didnt know existed. Like, I have no idea how all this stuff is important but good for you?????

This is hella interesting.

btw she gave him a single which can be made in a matter of minute depending on pattern and size but he gave her a giant cuff which can take hours or even more than a day to complete based on just how complex the design and materials are. she wanted to trade something small and simple and he gave her a massive token of his love and respect for her as a fellow raver (and possibly his junior in the scene)

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watcherscrown:

owlyfisher:

bearie:

i forget baby bugs don’t really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

grasshopper nymph.

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baby jumping spider and baby mantis


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heyitspizzaking:

pancakeke:

this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said “psyche” while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you

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